You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

didn't read the instructions for the flame-thrower adequately enough it would seem....

 

threw the pin instead of the grenade.

 

got a munchy penchant for the taste of almonds and drank a quart of cyanide quite by mistake when really high...

 

pinched a zit on your chest and your heart popped out of it

 

tried to joust with a cop car.

 

tried to joust with a rhino....and won!!!!!! but then decided to arm wrestle the silverback and he tore your arm right off and shoved it down your throat

 

a silverback realized after shoving an arm down someones throat that you owe him $40 from three years ago that you had to borrow to support an on going crack binge. he then as ving rhames would say "took a blow torch and went medieval on your ass".

 

crushed by a mutha fuckn atx which was racing him in alabama somewhere, or maybe it was in another state... he's dead anyway...

 

Tripped Ass Over Tit In My Kitchen Whilst Trying To Pour Herself A Simple

Cup Of Coffee, Instead Of Falling To The Floor, The Silly Old Bag Fell Into

My Industrial Sized Blender.......

No Great Loss To Mankind.........



Cheers Glen.

 

accidently cooked himself in his own juices while falling asleep infront of a teletubbies programme and an open fire...

he, however, is more popular, and will be sadly missed

 

shot by someone from atx for thinking atx is a vehicle.

atx= austin tx

 

"eaten by hungry domesticated animals" - mary and joseph left you in your stinky nappy for too long in that manger... it was bound to attract hungry animals sooner or later... how irresponsible of them!!!

 

slain by the black knight while on an adventure to find the ancient ham sandwich of Zoolius

 

tried to snatch the secret of the ancient ham sandwich of Zoolius from me and choked on it...

 

Thermite shoved up her ass.

 

He was researching in the parliamentary archives and the largest volume of facts fell on his head, that was it.

 

cancer :leaving:

 

Whilst tightning the blade to his riding mower, it accidently started itself, CHOPBbadSuey.....

 

I was playing with blades today...picked up a massey ferg deck for $10 and stripped off the right angle cear drives for other future projects


you died guiding a transport when he was backing up...he couldnt hear you yelling but heard the squish

 

With any luck you may just get your wish.


Was out chasing rabbits and fell, choked on the carrot he was holding.