You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

car hood sandwiches him onto a scalding hot v6

 

the jew got revenge

 

He was out helping me round up the rabbits that got loose and fell down a hole, never to be seen again!

 

got trapped in a sauna

i dont get it

 

got lost in a plastic bag and eventually suffocated...

 

got mistaken for a deer by joe biden

 

stoned, under Islamic law

 

e\c.d

 

comes face-to-face with someone in a "Get Real" t-shirt

 

gets stuck face first in a tiny drainage pipe and rats eat their way through you to get out of the pipe

 

spammed by an agile hunter...

 

tried to steal candy from a baby tiger

 

fought a three-legged man for a shoe and lost your sole (once yer soul's gone, ain't nufink gonna saves ya)...

 

got into a rock throwing fight with pitching great randy johnson

 

you ate more than your fair share of bananas, so the banana tribe formed an army and shot you through with their cowardy yella propaganda.... the bastards!!!

 

toy store stampede :mickey:

 

you forgot that you just moved, so when the owners of your last abode returned home to find you in it, going through their stuff, they called the police... after long negotiations, you released their pet gerbil and came out quietly with your hands up... if only you hadn't reached for that devilishly itchy armpit... :nopity:

 

with a pointy steel toed shoe so hard that it cracks and can never be used again, ruining a perfectly good bucket

 

slipped on a banana peel

 

has a heart attack while in the middle of a jerk