You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

crushed by his wallet

 

smoked some of my green, not that canadian cold snap crap. -

 

Elmer Fudd

 

Dick Cheney

 

tripped and fell head first into a fresh termite mound whilst wandering aimlessly in a dark wild area...

 

Head bitten off by Alice Cooper.

 

infected anal fissure that got out of control

 

choked on a pretzel

 

forgot to peel pineapple before eating, died of internal injuries

 

Dressed up for a battle, refuses to fight, gets chopped up

 

a mountain "kicked your arse".....

 

choked on a barbecue flavor chip, vintage 73'. just like the suck-o-matic in rocko's modern life.

 

visited a fruit smoothie factory and fell into an industrial blender

 

thats what happens when you sleep in your truck instead of working your shift


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfnK8uBPW7E"]YouTube - Caterpillar 793

 

Wanked off 31 times in 48 hours and died from dehydration

 

Kicks bucket, bucket splinters and pierces foot, infection left untended.

 

shot by someone who really hates invader zim.

 

Swallowed a live swordfeesh.....;-)

 

Fell into an old mine shaft and slowly starved to death...

 

rode her bike into a tree at 50 mph....;-)