You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

misplaced his eyeglasses and walked out into the middle of the street

 

covered in honey and fed to ethiopian kids.

 

in a hail of





bees

 

played william tell with a blind person

 

the "little monster" actually turned into one while CG slept, and swallowed her whole...

 

Walking on top of your house didn't realize it was the end... fell off and broke your neck and died.

 

beat to death for not changing thread pages before replying

 

your meth head boyfriend tried pcp and decided he wanted to eat your brain

 

you took some acid and saw your face melting in the mirror so you tried to cut it offf and bled to death.

 

after realizing your inner chi was just indigestion, you threw yourself into a volcano.

 

kicked by mule in Nativity scene before Christmas

 

an old English lady picked you up and tossed you into the recycling bin

 

eaten by a stuffed toy tiger

 

eaten by a fat lady who mistook you for a candy bar

 

went to the Middle East on vacation and got crucified by actors portraying Roman soldiers

 

monkey aids

 

Eventually had a midlife crisis and became a stunt motorcyclist. He tried to jump a Tim Hortons on his bike...didn't quite make it.

 

Orison got him....;-)

 

Lost in an industrial canning accident.

 

got a blow job from an inexperienced idiot who took your request literally.... embolism in the privates.... ewwww....