You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

beat to death by a monkey

 

painted your finger nails with lead paint and then bit them.

 

found a time machine and devolved to no thing

 

hair got caught in a ceiling fan.....it eventually came loose though....and tossed you out the window of a tenth floor apartment block and onto the tip of a giant ice cream cone on a passing ice cream truck

 

went sky diving but accidently used a midget parachute.

 

Ran with scissors

 

hiked a mountain that was actually a volcano without knowing it and fell in

 

was stalking kzf68xC8 up a volcano because he decided not to be heterosexual after all and was about to jump the poor man, when he was momentarily blinded by... well, it must have been God....God loves kzf68xC8 and knows that kzf68xC8 is in no way gay... God doesn't like gay rapists!!! it could have been a flash-back however... ooooh the colours.... and promptly fell in, after kzf68xC8

 

Guitar string broke and pierced your chest cavity

 

Talked yourself to death.

 

got a VERY nasty rash from the pink blow-up thingy that she keeps in her bedroom. the rash spread and grew into a very mean monster which swallowed her whole... she was pooped out but sadly didn't survive the ordeal...

 

got a disease from a blow-up doll

 

opened pandora's box.

 

Became the leader of a 2 week long Indian in the Cupboard Fan Club riot
and was gunned down by police when you went out on the balcony with
a Collector's Edition DVD which was mistaken has a handgun

 

Got trampled to death at a Paris Hilton concert.

 

Morpheus accidentally gave you the wrong Red Pill.

 

a pelican ate him, having mistaken him for a pigeon

 

death by midget stampede

 

took up painting like bob ross, cause thought it would be relaxing.. tripping and stabbed self in eye with pointy end of paintbrush..

 

Cancellation of your 'Second Life' account