You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Eating a poisonous toad while on your 4th day lost in the jungle

 

a hot air balloon rider had to take a dump...and it hit your windshield while driving down the freeway and caused you to drop your coffee and cell phone out the window right into the face of a guy on a motorcycle who then crashed into the zoo fence and released the lions which terrified the elephants and they stampeded over everyone who stopped to help...and then godzilla came out of nowhere and stepped on you.

 

A guy in a jet had to puke so he turned the jet upside down and it landed on your face flying at 1200 mph while you were sky diving it knocked you out and then a UFO grabbed you, examined you, and pulled all your limbs off, and then they dropped your torso onto a nuclear test submarine and a underwater nuke blew you up.

 

headshot!!!!

 

A ghost scared you to death

 

buying a bag and your dealers moose tramples you to death because u tried paying with with 4$ in change and 16$ in 1dollar bills.

 

was tied up underwater, with an oxygen tank, and used as "ness bait" by a group of drunk 8 year old Scottish kids whilst holidaying near Lochness.... they wanted to prove the existence of nessie and thought you looked like a tasty morsal... nessie never showed up, the drunk kids fell into a drunken stupor and your oxygen was just about to run out when a man in a kilt came to your rescue. having freed you from your bindings, he managed to get you to the shore... you both lay there panting and his kilt had ridden up to expose the truth of what Scotsmen wear under their kilts.... unfortunately, at this point, his wife turned up with a 10lb Haggis (Haggis hunting season) and having rested her eyes upon the scene, she mistakenly thought she'd caught him "at it" and beat you both to death with the aforesaid Haggis.

 

got sick of the ramblings of your own warped mind, so jumped from a very high building in Peckham, but your fall was broken by an enormous stash of weed.... unfortunately the Pitbulls who were guarding it, thought that you were a threat so they ripped you limb from limb, thereby ending your life...

 

listening 2 the incessant rambling of W. Bush all day!

 

Aaaarrrggh.... Nooooo... i can't bear it!!!!!! torture!!!!!

you got to meet the man himself (dubbllya)... to your horror, you found yourself falling head over heals in love with him AND all his family... you went onto the whitehouse lawn, dowsed yourself in petrol and put a match to your confuzzled self.....

 

You went on a 14 year mission to Mars and returned successfully. The next day you tripped on a shoelace and fell down a manhole while crossing the street.

 

u de-evolved into an ant & got stepped on by an ape :rolf:

 

whilst doing your hot mamma monkeyin' about with your boyfriend, you accidently stepped on an ant.... at first you were not bothered... you thought the light-headedness was due to your passionate monkeyin' about... unfortunately for you, it was a rare lethal species... within minutes you were dead

 

wearing a couple of cuckoo clocks like shoes and then the hour struck the cuckoos launched you through the ceiling

 

That's you riding the missle.

 

gets AIDS...from a monkey.

 

was interrogated by insane squirrels and their verdict was firing squad at dawn for even questioning their sanity...

 

wild sexothon with multiple partners at age 101.....

 

that would make you 111 years old... you were run over by a bus you didn't see while trying to get there

 

got a really bad flu and died while taking a shit