You Owe America A Debt Of Gratitude!!

That's flat out amazing! People from Ohio actually carry photos of buckeyes around with them so they can show people what a buckeye is!

 

buckeyes are poisonous, i believe. thus they make up deserts to look like them. rather like those repulsive baby shower gag fests known as eating melted chocolate out of diapers. i think this doubly reinforces our need to bomb ohio.

 

One of the few things the world genuinely has to thank the US for is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. However, we can even get along without these now that KitKat have copied the idea ...

 

I admire your vivid imagination, silverhippy.

I also agree with your sentiment, war has to have entertainment value, or you're just not getting your tax dollar's worth

 

What gratitude?
America was built from the land stolen from the native American Indians, the blood and sweat of slaves.

 

Actually most Countries are stolen from the natives and built with the blood and sweat of slaves the main problem with the US is they did it fairly recently!

 

as one of those native americans mixed with the land thieves, i have to say, i rather like it here. glad i exist.

now back to the humor! let's take out luxembourg! just because they're a duchy. WTF? and what's their biggest export? dentures? pfft. people need to take better care of their teeth.

 

this is true. surely there has to be a time limit, a statute of limitations on taking this crap. otherwise all those celts and such will start picketting for the nonpure to get the hell out of wherever. tedious.

 

Yeah Luxembourg, I mean what do call some one from Luxembourg? A Luxemburger? Sounds like you should be putting ketchup on them! Wait, let’s bomb them Luxemburgers with ketchup!

 

Uhm, I think, the main problem with the US is that most of it's people are now ending up as slaves to big capitalists and major corporations, and they don't even know it.

 

so what? that's an ENTIRELY different issue, completely unrelated to the fuck ups of the past. now we're being amused by the fuck up of the futures.

 

My saying that; "the main problem with the US is they did it fairly recently" was in answer to your statement about how the US was built. In fact, the main problem with the US is that the US now has so many main problems!

 

So it's you again, I saw some of your thoughts on another thread, and I have a solution to your kind. Our scientists ( The good ones the war freak brand) have come up with a way to make spontaneous combustion a realty. We just put something in your water and in about three days it will take effect. Just those we don't like will just one day be like walking down the street and all of a sudden you will burst into flames and become a piece of burnt toast, what joy for us we will not have to waste any of our good bombs on the likes of you, and it will look great on the news, and we won't have to send you any money because you are toast. Joy and happiness all around, well for us anyway. Have fun with your crusty self. And stop spitting on Vietnam Vets. We don't like that. Sooooo where do you live we have something to put in your Kool Aid, can you say roasted winnie ?

Peace

 

You are one of the lucky ones, you moved out before it was to late. So you can still respond, you are not comatose yet, however I fear you are on your way, I see you have become obsessed with the evil Buckeye and that is how it all starts, soon you will think the Browns are a real football team. And you will slowly slip into unconscious and be of no use to us. We can however still hunt you down and bomb you, we really want to see someone from Ohio go pooof.

Peace

 

Sounds like a very tempting target, but I just saw the election results in from Guam, flash---- Obama wins by 7 votes, 7 Geeeeez who the hell wins by 7 votes. I guess that means all 87 people that Live in Guam voted, and then they sat around endlessly counting them. When I was in the service it was said there was a girl behind every tree in Guam so I went on an R&R to Guam, guess what they don't even have any damn trees, so guess how many girls that means they have, none, just a bunch off guys running around voting all the time. They should be hit just for that, they really have no trees and no girls that pissed me off, I looked for a week and found not one girl. Wait did we hit them before maybe that is why nothing grows there. Maybe we should take out Luxembourg, a duchy huh, does that mean they have like Royalty there, nothing better to see on the news that a fat royal rolling around trying to put himself out while on fire, might be fun, alert the news crews to get there quick we must have footage of our attack. Our children have nothing good to watch on T.V. anymore, a few fat royals rolling around burning up should put them in a better mood, we love our kids.

Peace

 

i had some friends from guam, years ago. they were a freaking blast. so, no blasting the gaumanians. just because i have a personal attachment.

 

Ok then they are safe, but what happened to all the trees, and 7 votes Jeeeeez, they should have just said he won. Too far away anyway we need to save on gas.

Peace

 

no easter island, then, even though they destroyed their own environment very quickly. the heretics.


i'd also like to rule out NZ, because i have a personal attachment to their accents. i consider a personal attachment to be a fully valid reason not to go to war. that being said, i have no personal attachment to kazakhstan. but in the current climate, bombing anything with "-stan" in the name is likely un-pc.

 

NZ is that New Zeland, na I think they may be ok, they seem to be no threat at the moment, but what do they do in New Zeland ? Kazakhstan hummm do they have anything we want, I really would like to try our new weapon, it was in the Sunday paper, Spontaneous Combustion water, very hands off you know. They never know just what hit them, just up in smoke great stuff and good news footage. I'm starting to hate Pittsburgh, to old and nonprogressive you know, if we do hit Pittsburgh I can hide in Wheeling WV, wait what a great target W.V. would be. They can still talk a little bit over there, even though no one knows just what they are sayin, they still make little noises, maybe it's because they don't have any teeth. Let's see Pittsburgh or wheeling have any porblem with either of them? And Canada we also have thousands of there damn geese here to shit everywhere, maybe they are an early invasion force, because nobody from Canada knows how to get here. I really want to get someone with Royalty though, it's good for our children to see them on the news burning up, makes them laugh, we must keep the children happy.

Peace

 

i've already got a cure for the goose problem. year round open season until they're at a more reasonable level. good food AND it'll piss off a lot of canadians. i'm always for rattling some canadian cages.