You Owe America A Debt Of Gratitude!!

We kill the hell out of them here, good eatin.

You had a picture of yourself up before and you kinda of look like her, she is from space though, and also lost, wonder if she ever made it back ?

Peace

 

Hey, what's with all this bombing Ohio and Pittsburgh and W.V. we'd be bombing ourselves! We can't bomb ourselves can we?

Wait a sec! That gives me an idea! What if we get all the politicians together in Washington D.C. and just blow it to smithereens! Bingo, no more Monkeyboy and his cronies!

 

i can't say as that's actually a good idea, since i want to go to hawaii to visit my sister and i'm sure something as awful as even joking about such a thing would get me on some sort of list.

 

Oops! Did I say that? Only jokeing guys, I mean what would we do without good ole Monkeyboy?

Excuse me someone knocking at the front door......

 

:leaving:

 

It's ok for us to bomb each other, just no one else can. If we bomb each other we don't need to send our money anywhere, we can just all go on welfair, that way money goes back in our economy we get new stuff happiness all around. Plus we don't have to see our handy work on T.V. I hate those pictures, of dead people and the crying children sitting beside the dead people. Why do these children allways have flys on their faces.. Oh wrong people those are the people we have been sending money to forever because they don't know they live in a damn desert, can you people say we need to move, we should send a fleet of moving vans to attack them and take them someplace where stuff will grow. Don't they know where they live I mean Jeeez, how long can we feed them. They don't even have water to wash their faces so the flys won't stick.. I don't feel bad for them anymore they are using us. Kinda like the people in Philly, Philly Hummm, I'm getting an idea.

Peace

 

"They don't know they live in a damn desert!" "Attack them with moving vans!" "Take them someplace where stuff will grow!"

 

Yeah they just don't to seem to get it, it's easy move your asses out of the damn desert, and learn to take care of yourselves and let us alone or we will just bomb the hell out of you. And after it is over you can't ask for money because how are ya gunna rebuild a damn desert, we can't. Maybe we can fit them into Philly. No one will know the difference everyone in Philly seems to have flys on their faces also. We need new places to devastate and then rebuild. We need these thing's for our children to watch on T.V. they are bored. I saw some of our young ones playing outside, this will not do they might lose weight and become healthy. We want them back in front of the T.V. watching violece and death that we made happen, it makes them proud to be American.

Peace

 

Hmm yeah weve got a really special relationship with America... NOT.

You could see Gordon Brown's face when he was in that golfcart with Bxsh- he wanted to jump out while it was doing 20 mph!
( or does Bush fart cyanide??)

Half the reason the press and the civil service have ganged up on Brown already is that he's made it clear he doesnt wanna be Bxsh's new boyfriend.And most of our press is American owned anyway.

Yeah lets see what Amerika's done for us:-
1)Funded and encouraged Hitler - so Europe destroyed itself and they swept up the spoils.
2)Invented the warped concept of globalism.
ie close everyone's businesses down , send the jobs to the place where theyll declare the 3rd world war on us - all funded by our own taxes.
3)Decimate the world with DDT , GM foods , carcinogens etc -by bribing every politician and journalist going.
4)Make us number 2 terrorism target in the whole world - as we're dragged along into global war crimes
5)Turn our towns into American style "clone-villes" - banning all shops that arent owned by Starbucks , Mcdonalds and Sears etc
6)Made kids fat.

 

Soooo how do you like us now, yes we have this squad of carpenters that we send all over the world to reconstruct towns, villages and small hamlets to suit us. Sorry if you don't like what we have done to your town. And don't eat our food if you don't like it, just live on kippers, we don't want you to have our food anyway, we need it to keep our kids fat and lazy ( only way to control them) you sound angry at us why? sorry about closing down your businesses but maybe they were not doing well not up to our standerds I guess, we will open them back up soon, but we are remodeling them right now. When we are done they will all look like a Wal-Mart very nice don't you think. You will be happy and thank us you just wait and see. If not we will be angry and send out our carpenters out and make everything in England look like Detroit. Is sears big in the U.K. we hate them, we really don't like starbucks or Mcdonalds either maybe that is why they are with you. So be happy you must because according to you we seem to control everything anyway. So you want us to be happy don't you ? Take care of yourself or we may come to your town and turn it into a Disney attraction your job will be to sell those mouse ear hats you should like that.

Peace

 

hitler was terribly ineffectual for our purposes. y'all are still bitching, after all.

 

Actually it doesnt bother me that much.
I'll have emgrated somewhere else long before things come to the crunch.

Thatlll probably involve a vodka swigging Russian pressing a big red button then watch Washington disappear.And Chinamen in little midget tanks changing the Hollywood sign to Wollyrood.( makes sense really?)
Altho most Americans will probably have already emigrated to Nicaragua to work as prostitutes or fruit pickers.

Still I hope they change the colour of dollar bills before then.Green wouldnt suit my living room for re wallpapering.

 

you're gonna go down with us. we'll drag you all down with us just to piss you off.

 

You do not dissuade easily do you, I have already relegated you to the status of mouse ear hat huckster in the new Disneyland. That would be your town, just look out the window construction should be underway. By the way how do thing's look ? And please emigrate to Nicaragua with us but you go first because we plan to blow it up before we get there. And please, the red button in Russia does nothing more than flush a downstairs toilet. Their bombs and missles are old they don't use them so they don't get new ones like we do. And Chinamen in midget tanks interesting concept, they have a vast expanse to cover before getting here, by the time they get the first canoe in the water we will have already turned them into glass, remember we have new stuff they do not. And as for you, you have customers at the hat stand get out there and sell, we must have revenue from you or we will rethink what we have done to your town and send our squad of carpenters back and turn your town into Kabul and you would not like that, not much left standing you know.