You Won...

you won a free screen door that is probably 50 years old

 

you won a bag of lawn clippings

 

you won a 10 foot pole

 

you won a toothache

 

you won 100 yards of used dental floss

 

you won a stale expired box of Kraft Dinner

 

you won a free toothbrush

 

you won a worm in a turnip

 

you won a hair scrunchie

 

you won 2 feet of used fishing line

 

you won a tv with a broken screen

 

you won a loincloth

 

yes! i always wanted one of those.

you win a coconut bra

 

you won a half eaten big mac

 

you won a free nickle the next time you check a pop machine change return

 

you won one night without interuptions

 

you won a 369lb anvil.......here....catch.

 

you won an aspirin

 

you've won....a year's supply of Gold Bond