Your 21st?

you shoulda sniffed em

 

i had a room booked out at a pub and friends came and we drank and ate food and cake

 

I went to stay for a few nights at a very large beach house with about fifteen other people. The first night we went out to like ten bars and I got free drinks and was dancing with people on the sand... then a bunch of us got in a hot tub... went to sleep, woke up puking for hours- had a few drinks, went down on the sand and in the ocean and then to a costume party later that night. Twas fun.

 

18 is the magic number, 21 was nothing special. I can't remember what I did and that was less than two years ago, haha.

 

I'm going to invent a special straw for that...I'll be RICH!!! mwahaha

 

here, 21 is only special cause of the alcohol

it goes:
15/16 - driving
17 - rated R movies
18 - porn and cigs and reponsibility
21 - drinking
40 - over the hill

 

i was in the air force at the time, on night duty manning the squadron enlisted barraks phone line and p.a. system. so i didn't get to do shit. not to mention, the place where i was on duty was in the state of utah. anybody know about utah? in the 60s?

plus i think i missed somehow the only chance i would have had, if i had had any, to get to the damd chow hall when it was open so i was half starved besides.

later the nearest weekend, i went with a couple of others of our cohort to this place where you could see a bunch of women half naked dance. it was supposed to be a pick-up joint too, except being with the bunch of us and only one transportation between us i don't see how we could have done anything anyway.

did i mention this was in utah. wierd trip there. this place would sell you setups, but you had to bring your own booze. and keep it hidden besides. the state ran the liquor stores, only you were supposed to keep it hidden at all times and act like you didn't have any. that was the law.

oh well, nothing wrong with a place having it's own unique culture. i wish more states were as much different from each other. just maybe in other and more interesting ways. and the whole government at the national level would just go away or not be any such thing. i don't mean replaced by a bunch of bizdroid criminals like seems to be happening either.

so yah, anyway, my personal 21st was a total non-event. many the many years ago that it was.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Like all my birthdays, it was probably just a regular day. But I don't remember anyway...


When people ask me what I want to do for my birthday, the answer is always the same: "I want a regular day." lol

 

Classy.

 

I went to Santa Catalina and went (or attempted to) go diving after drinking and fell on the rocks and hit my head, had to be abulanced ot of there and then taken to Long Beach via abulatory boat.
Don't drink and dive!

 

HAHAHAHA yours sucked worse than mine...but yours has such a better story.
I wanna be you

 

Yeah, it was funny. I didn't get pain pills though because I had amnesia ):
I wanna be you Mr. I cook awesome pork and my yard is weed free and I am the freaking shizzznit in the sack.

 

Or what I pressume! I am reaslly good at making up my own reality when what I want isn't right here, right now.

 

only one of those things is definitely true..one is definitely wrong, and one I believe whether or not its true.....

 

I turn 21 in September, my sis is getting a Limo....and we're gonna get as many people that we can fit inside and go bar hopping in Louisville. There's this one road that all the best bars are off of, so that's where you'll see with my head outside of the sunroof screaming "I am a golden god!"

 

i went to vegas with a couple hot girlfriends, gambled, drank for free, had that time of my freaking life. came home broke and my brother had a bucket of rolling rock and a $20 bill waiting for me because he knew i'd need gas money.

 

Not much. I was working in the middle of nowhere at the time and it didn't mean that much to me anyway.

 

I've never had a big birthday party. Maybe I'll do that for 35....

 

Well Don't All Swamp me at Once with Your 'Happy Birthday I want to Fuck you Hard and Pee in Your Pants' messages...

I Celebrated my 21st with a Threesome...

 

Sweet. Haha. Happy birthday a lil late, by the way.

All I know is I'm having sex and getting drunk on my 21st. Wherever it is, as long as those two things happen, I'll be happy.