Your Busted

arrested for teaching the zoo monkeys how to fart on command


sentenced to appear on Rosie Odonnells next talk show...and stay for the whole 43 minutes

 

busted for vadalizing the inside of a USPS mail collection box.

Sentanced to 100 hours of giving hand jobs to idle fisherman.

 

arrested for faulty anal penetration techniques

sentenced to 1 year in jail to learn it proper

 

busted for eating ice-cream on Rideau street on a Sunday...yea, seriously, it's a real law


Sentenced to 12 years of hard time in one of those notoriously scary Canadian concentration camps up in the NWT.

 

busted for pissing on the War Memorial

sentenced to two years as Michaelle Jeans makeup artist

 

busted for shooting at that child molester in Canada, but missing him....

Sentenced to two years target practice....

 

busted for speeding 2 over the limit

sentence commuted for "services rendered"

 

despite his time served at target practice, he still failed to hit the paedophile (who is still at large)... therefore he is well busted

and his sentence will be decided by a group of very dodgy-looking Catholic Priests in due course... and may that be a lesson to you!!!

 

Caught with a stolen Rembrandt trying to pass it off as her own art :toetap05:



Hotwater

 

busted for being way too liberal on a serious offender

your sentence is to be boiled alive and served up to the squirrels in london

 

busted for coming to America and not visiting all of us....

Sentenced to ten years cooking supper for me....

 

busted for turning left onto that road between 3pm and 5pm when it is prohibited

sentenced to drive a suzuki for the rest of your life

 

busted for possesion of that hash you found a long time ago in that old car

sentenced to smoke it

 

for saying that the government is watching you

taken to a white cell and fed brain mush pills... Sooo Happy

 

busted for sneaking onto city transit without paying the fare


sentenced to 50 first dates with 50 diferent butch female transit bus drivers

 

Alleged Peeping Bbad Arrested near Miami University

WKRC TV Cincinnati - ‎1 hour ago‎
A 34-year-old Bbad was arrested for indecent exposure while looking into the bedroom window of a sleeping Miami University student. ...
sentenced to 60 lashes

 

busted for eating honey bees and their larva


sentanced to death!

 

You Stole!!!!!!!!

Sentenced to be torn apart by the limbs by 4 horses, then have your torso be Karate chopped in half.

 

busted when you karate chopped her in half

sentenced to watch Billy Mayes infomercials for ten years

 

busted for Milking a cat

Sentenced to be tied up and blasted by the Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD)