Your Busted

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    busted for running yellow lights


    sentenced to eating yellow snow
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 28, 2009
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  3. happydude_60

    happydude_60 Senior Member

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    Yer honor...the above named subject was observed trying to exit the store with a 16-inch salami shoved up his ass. I recommend the subject pay restitution and be forced to eat said salami.
     
    happydude_60, Oct 30, 2009
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  5. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    the person above me is busted for cruelty to salamis, and must scrub nasty stuff off a brothel floor for a year.
     
    Balqis, Oct 30, 2009
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    busted for sniffing strangers armpits

    sentenced to sniffing her own
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 30, 2009
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  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    busted for making an illegal flirtation....:)

    Sentenced to 40 days in a nursing home draining bedpans....:-0
     
    farmout, Oct 30, 2009
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    busted for installing secret cameras in the old age home bathrooms


    sentenced to watch what it recorded
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 30, 2009
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  13. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    busted for collecting all the money from inside the wishing fountains..

    sentenced to read all the harry potter books.
     
    i_was_in_shroom_land, Oct 31, 2009
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  15. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    busted for picking your dogs nose and eating it, sentanced to 1000000, lashes with a dead haddock.
     
    Balqis, Nov 1, 2009
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  17. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    busted for stepping on the back of someones shoe while you walked behind them...

    sentenced to live under a small bridge
     
    The Earth, Nov 2, 2009
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  19. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    busted for sniffing girls bike seats in !
     
    Balqis, Nov 3, 2009
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  21. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    your busted for sniffing my dick

    Sentenced to wearing the Dunce Cap
     
    The Earth, Nov 3, 2009
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  23. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    busted for having a dick too small to sniff
     
    Balqis, Nov 3, 2009
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  25. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Busted because at least I know how to use it.. I go days without stopping..

    Sentenced to ride a horse backwards across a mountain
     
    The Earth, Nov 3, 2009
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    busted for pleasuring himself in public


    sentenced to pleasure others in jail
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Nov 4, 2009
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  29. lillallyloukins

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    busted for carrying around his genitals in a wheelbarrow afore him everytime he goes to the zoo... he could still be charged with manslaughter if the zookeeper doesn't recover from falling headfirst into the gorilla pit the last ime... he got the gorilla into deep shit too... you are SO busted BBAD!!!

    your sentence is to make it up to the gorilla when he gets out, if he gets out that is.... what a mess!!!
     
    lillallyloukins, Nov 4, 2009
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    busted for driving on the wrong side of the road in the U.S.

    sentenced to return back to Eng....er....land
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Nov 4, 2009
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  33. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    busted for having 100 pounds of marijuana.
     
    weeattoes, Nov 4, 2009
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  35. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ...and my sentence is?..:d
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Nov 4, 2009
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  37. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    you must sit down and smoke all 100 lbs of it...;-)

    Busted for smoking only two fingers of the above pot...;-)

    sentenced to cleaning all hip forums houses and cabins for two years....;-)
     
    farmout, Nov 4, 2009
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  39. lillallyloukins

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    busted for pinching BBADS stash before he could smoke more that two fingers of the stuff... sentenced to a lifetime of free drugs so you NEVER PULL ONE LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! it just isn't civilized you know :D
     
    lillallyloukins, Nov 4, 2009
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