Your Busted

busted for joining the mile high club over the pond...;-)

sentenced to forty years in a nunnery, where you'll get nun....;-)

 

busted for "forced entry" at a nunnery

your sentence is three months servitude, on your knees in a monastary, if your butt survives that long

 

busted for lewd conduct on a 34 year old

sentence to a Canadian vacation

 

busted for lewd conduct in the 69th degree...

Sentenced to be filmed as a criminal in a porn movie

 

busted for making the Earth spin way too fast, launching all life as we know it on this planet, into the far reaches of space...

you are sentenced to a life of gravityless solitude and 10,000, 000 lines of: i must not let my temper and superhuman powers get the better of me ever again.

 

Busted for robbing NASA..

Sentenced to be sent out into space and see how far you get, with 10,000,000 lines of cocaine

 

busted last spring for snorting way too much coke and kidnapping a chipmunk who you'd mistakenly thought wanted desperately to have sex with you... in your defence, you did let the chipmunk go once you realised that the chipmunk was still way too small for you AND you waivered the $$$s ransom, once you realized that chipmunks don't DO $$$s...

you are sentenced to be suspended by your willy from the eiffel tower for three months...

 

arrested drunk in public forum

 

busted for smoking dryed cowpats

 

busted for injecting puss into every cow udder in the land, just to prove a point

 

busted for being pussist, sentanced to live among puss balls for 6 months!

 

busted for placing tampons in the necks of vinegar bottles in every cafe in the land!!! you are so naughty!!!

your sentence is to be able to see and hear HELL BOY but to never be able to get your hands on him!!! that should put an end to your mischievous shenanigans!!!

 

Urinating in public, sentenced to work the plow mule when harvest comes

 

busted for making porn films with howler monkeys and baboons.


sentanced to 9 months leaning manners from a pensioner giraff

 

busted for jumping out from alleys and scaring people in a werewolf costume.

sentenced to be locked in a port-o-potty 23 hours a day, and you must spend one hour a day
in the poop down below, for the rest of your life.

 

busted for getting your leg over a half dead octopuss



sentanced to suck the slime from 100.000 worm eggs for a year and 2 and a half days.

 

busted for teaching Grandma how to say "i would like my martini with pear juice please"...

"aspire mi martillo usted hijo - de - a - perra" she learned it well.... only it means ""suck my cock, you son of a bitch" in spanish..... well, that's not very nice at all is it now! :toetap05:

you are sentenced to.... ah fuck it... on this occasion i'll let you off with a warning... i've often been tempted to do it myself.... your grandma is a right fucking bitch!

 

busted for teaching your grandma to say
Manukey
Yel'an Ardak A'rs

 

what does that all mean???

 

busted for not speaking Arabic



sentanced to marry a camel and pay him a dowry of 100 hookahs