Your Busted

您是一個非常滑稽的女孩…与我结婚，但是請留下我的底部在它外面？

您為不講繁体中文被猛擊 您的句子是轟擊的松果!!!

 

القرف الماعز هو في القائمة اليوم

 

goats??? well i never did!!! yeah, but what's my sentence lady?

 

Busted by PETA

 

Sentenced to get out of my yard you damn teenager..

 

:smilielol5:if i could rep you i would for that!!!

 

You are busted for slipping condoms into the handouts at church this morning.

 

busted for stealing left shoes

sentenced to two years of walmart employ

 

busted for forging barrack obamas signature, giving permission to obliterate that little old ladies house near you... you are really kinda sick of listening to her stories afterall and you are too polite to say so....

your sentence is to go fishing for seals in the nude...

 

busted for cruelty to occopusses,




sentanced to work on a prawn farm for the rest of your life!

 

busted for putting yucky things in the hor d'oervres and then serving them to your guests

your sentence?.... to drink turtle pee from a pint glass, straight up baby

 

busted for stealing childrens head lice and frying them with eggs.





sentenced to boil your own head for a year





with onions

 

"well, when times is hard gov.... wot's a girl sposed ta doo aeh?"


you madam, are busted for pretending to be a coat

i sentence you to eat dust with your hands... until i say stop...

 

busted for stealing goats nuts cutting them off at night and making them into kebabs,



sentenced to marry a sheep and produce humeeps

 

oh... STOP by the way

you are SOooo BUsted!!! you were found loitering at the bike sheds around 1945hrs... you were searched and a large quantity of "fairy dust" was found about your person... as you well know, fairy dust is an illegal and highly dangerous substance!!!

you are sentenced to washing working knomes socks for eternity!!! and let that be a lesson to you!!!

 

busted for licking jam from old mens toes




sentanced to have your toenails pulled out one by one over 5 hours