busted for pretending to be a woman.... there's only one suitable punishment.... rusted-blade surgery!!!
busted for pouring hot wax on the nipples of shirtless older men in public. Sentence- older men pour hot wax on your nipples in public. Then you have to walk home nude through the worst neighbourhood in your area.
Busted for watching orphans urinate in public. Has to change the Queen three times daily from her 80's to her 100's