Your Chattin' Heart

i'd sooner poke out my own eyes with a rusty spike than watch reality tv

no offense

he a true fan?...does he have a t shirt and hoody?...maybe a patch on his jean vest?....kills me to see guys wearing that crap

 

I think Roll just volunteered

I love it

 

i would totally rock N&A with... well certainly just about anybody here in the SL.
definitely rolling. pretty sure we could find a way to stay warm.....

honestly though the convo has been had. if my hubby had to "direct" me the way some of those types of shows go, we'd be doomed.
i, on the on the other hand, could direct really, uh really really, oblivious dumb people to at least make a "good show" to get to the goal. but anyone getting my directions for said show would be found with, like, a whole compound planned, if not readily established. i just have a good grasp of maps, survival skills, topography, direction, all the thinngs the apparently disqualify you from such shows.

i AM the zombie-survival kit... in fleshy human form.

of course, it goes without saying, that im so not-obviously valuable that i would be killed immediately.... unless my prowess in the sheets counts for anything....
then i might be good for trade. because post-apocalyptic dudes are only portrayed as wanting the nookie.

i gots the nookies, and more.
but the "bad hombres" would kill me before asking, so if you guys want me to survive post- apocalypse... you better make an effort to save all the females of child-bearing age from the front-range of colorado.
(PS, im going to be..... uhhhh, carry the one.... 33 this year i think. so if it matters to you, adjust your "child-bearing" years accordingly. if im being really really frank, i have about two years to catch another, preferably female, before i call reproductive quits. ive already had natural-twins, dont really need to increase my risk/ complications as far as that goes. i mean reallly, my results with the first pair were awesome until they werent. i would probably not make it to a birthdate if i caught twins again. ) {if im being really really honest, if someone could eliminate me before i hit 34, i would be so not-mad, i wouldnt even bother to haunt you. definitely before 40... 45? dont make me wait...like the women in my family live past 80... dont leave me to suffer!}

 

Damn I dread tomorrow, this fucking with the clocks must stop! I've already got insomnia, all I need is one less hour to toss and turn.

 

im use to it being 2am and satan bouncing off the walls..

 

orison, literally the moment i sign papers on land out here... im coming for you. you shouldnt have to deal with the mountains of BS you put up with. every state has a sub-par VA.... but at least its real pretty out west!

 

Terrifying 'Super Monster Wolf' Is a Robotic Pet That Will Save Farms

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A robotic "Super Monster Wolf" is now protecting farms, and its howl is the stuff of nightmares

 

on the radio they said people get tattoos of elmer chasing bugs bunny down his hole....and the hole part of the tattoo...........gross....who would do that?....they said google it but i have a pretty good imagination....don't need google on this one

 

Crazy stupid phone!
In my pocket, it rings, so I grabs it, managed to red X the call, and say I was in the cinema! Where did that crap come from, searched my phone, can't find it.. had to ring them and say, sorry, I wasn't in the cinema.. buddy says, yeah yeah, why not just say your busy?

 

My bladder always reminds me of the rain.
...
We got some moisture should we go....nah let's wait.
We are half full should we go now?
Nah we can wait.
We are almost full should we go now?
Not yet.
We are full can we go now?
Yea let it rain all over them flowers in the woods.

 

i think this is a dude...weigh in...which is fine...dudes like womens clothing...i get that...but this dude is claiming to be a wife

Showing off my wife

 

I took two Tylenol PMs yesterday evening. Slept 10 and a half hours last night.

 

Torso definitely doesn't look right.

 

if its a dude, its never been posted on any Cd sites. im going to say its just a mature women

 

i'd go for half a dozen of those sets, littlefeat being the high lite for moi....july?...wonder if i could get a passport by then?

 

Ill just catch it streaming somewhere on xm or sirus ..

Why the final 4 cant play together its beyond me, answer is probably out there somewhere. must be a beef from Phil camp.

 

just searched this dude off that show random like....he's ok i'd stay for this too

 

Our rings being cast.