Your Chattin' Heart

Just got a burst of thundersnow. whiteout , then clear and sunny

 

When there is someone in your kitchen all day.. its like trying to take a shit with another person sitting on the toilet. jesusfuckingchrist.

 

I have a funny photo ive been meaning to take for rolling for about 2 weeks now regarding chickens. and what's funny about it is that I've had to keep it all together for 2 weeks. I just haven't taken photo because maybe it's not actually as funny as I think lol.

 

if satan goes to senior living, shes going to get stabbed in the neck by another crochet needle carrying grandma within a week.

 

knitting needles would be better for stabbing. crochet hooks would be better for jamming into noggin orifices and scrambling up grey matter. rotary cutters carried by quilters, fabric scissors for other sewers. embroidery scissors would be good for eyes.

oh! needle felting tools. a bunch of barbed roughed up needles. if nothing else, would increase the chances of inflammation leading to a systemic infection.

crafters are more dangerous than we are given credit for.

 

nah to stab someone i always always use an ice knife..if done right it will melt before the popo get there and you can say you don't know what happened?....ive used that ol trick in half a dozen marriages when divorce wasn't an option

 

The old ice pick. Walk up, shank that dude right in the lung, run off.

Date now in the ring mould. Can see theast two letters of my name then should have her name on the right side of the date.

 

From the random thoughts tinder thread...

My lesbian neighbor that I was banging is a feminist. Not just any feminist. Self describes as a "kill joy feminist"

The type that thinks men shouldnt wear cowboy hats or play golf.

For such a man hater non binary gender norm destroying killjoy feminist she sure as hell didnt know how to drive. Drives like a woman.

Pussy was good while it lasted till i got sick of putting up with her shit. And then she goes on a campaign trying to bring me down. It was pretty amusing.

 

Check this out man, I can remember back in school
Back in elementary school, yeah shit used to be cool then
You know what I'm sayin' cause it was all about shootin' dice
And playin' dodgeball and shit you know
But then something happened man everybody grew up
And now ain't nothin' the same like this one punk muthafucka
The same muthafucka I was tradin' G.I. Joe's with and playin' kick ball
Is gonna run up on me and throw a gang sign talkin' about
He's gettin' to fry my head and shit
Well fuck you ya know cause you're still the same fake ass bitch
You always was so don't come around me with that shit cause I know you too well
You still the same guy that be a six jello eattin' muthafucka you always was
Oh yeah and a couple years ago I fucked your sister at your birthday party
So don't come around 'ere cause I know you too well bitch boyyyy

 

New scope on my deer rifle. Time to go to the range.

 

That's a cute color, do they make 'em for men?

 

blue steel ..

 

"So you made a decision, and it was wrong. It was a bad call, Irmi. It was a bad call........"

Bad call?

"These people are pissed, Irmi! Don't you have any idea what you have done here"!

 

Oh it was the right call, trust me. He even admitted he was being negligent. BAM. Penalty.

 

Red beans and rice dude...can't beat it. If you don't have a recipe I've got one for you. With cornbread of course.

 

im limited on rice. few dishes its in, but sushi mostly.

 

I dont give a fuck about your ring

 

When I got off of work today I had 3 voice messages on my phone from area code 407 (Orlando, FL). Apparently I'm face serious legal charges from my local police department. I don't understand how people can fall for these scams.

 

Have a fucken whinge mate.