your clevage..

ok, for some reason that now qualifies as one of the hottest things I've seen in the last month.....

 

Pshaw.. My former gay boy named my cleavage First Titty National. While I dont recomend cell phones because they can fall out into unfortunate places.. like sinks, toilets.. other peoples laps.. hehe but Ive put money, drugs, jewelry,, hair clips, beer.. We're talkin DD's here.. I can put a beer between em and it wont budge.. course might get warm awful quick..

 

i've been known to use mine as a purse.

 

but the germs!> the germs!> no freakin money in there!

(germophobe)

 

I do think you have a dog sleeping on you clevage and the dog is germy

 

well I have good news for you!

I have not only no clevage, but no cell phone!!! lol

 

i don't have any cleavage either.. or wear a bra.. i like normal clothing pockets and backpacks for my things.

 

lol, I'd go with out a bra, but, i have parental units i live with, so yeah, lol

 

so does that mean I cant keep other things in there.... it makes a nice beer cozy...

 

a boob-sweaty cell phone is just gross. uke: but other things... sure.

 

but my cleavage smells so nice...

 

You are kinda smart.


beer cleavage is the best. you spill, you slurp.

 

hahha I spill beer down my cleavage all the time.. This one time I spilled some Shiner Ale some of the best dark beers EVER!! and the dick totally licked it out from between my tits.. hey, the beer was refreshin and the licking? well.. the licking made me tingle in my naughty places..

 

i usually wear pants that don't have pockets, therefore the cell goes in the bra
it's just the most logical place to put it

 

I put my Rats in my Cleverage...............Cleavage...I think I Need Speaking Therapy...

Well I Lost Alot of Weight...So Not Really a Cleavage...But it Supports my Rats...

 

^ lol


There must be comething there Mud, at least the size of a peach pit.

 

I hide people in mine...

 

can you hide me in there instead, I cant breathe in your vagina

 

:smilielol5:

Fungus got that out of control down there huh....Cripes, I got to do my bleach dip and toxic wash tonight...

Sure, just jump on in! It's nice and sweaty in there...

 

cleavage? After 2 years here, that sounds all exotic and foreign, like paris or barcelona.