Neither is your pussy a place to put your lipstick..and yet, I have seen many a girl reach down there and pull out her lippie in a nightclub toilet. Classy!
i can't believe you think breasts (no oozing lubrications or urine) and a puss (both present) are the same sorta thing. i do, however, i have a vibrator cleverly disguised as some sexy red lipstick.
shit.. crumbs, popcorn, peanuts.. anything I toss into my mouth.. If I spill anything from my mouth lands right between the girls. it sure is fun digging whatever it is out.. but ashes or lit embers from joints suck big nasty balls.