your clevage..

hell yeah cell phones fall out. Mine fell out of first titty national straight into the sink drain.

 

my bra is like fort knox.

 

I don't have a cell phone, if I got a real phone and stashed it in there would it be the same..?

 

My boobs and cleavage have so many uses. When I was wiring a new light, I balanced the light on my tits while I hooked the wiring up. I do put my cell in my cleavage....especially if someone is going to call me late at night and I think I might pass out before the call. I used to also store lighters and cigarettes. Umm a few hair ties and money....though that mostly goes in my bra. Oh and my cleavage is a catch all when it comes to popcorn at the movie theater. I hate having salty cleavage.

 

I wish a baby seal would poke it's head out of mine... That would be so heartwarming...

 

I have a baby walrus in mine....oh no wait that's just a fat man with a mustache.

 

Haha...

I want the monopoly guy to pop out of mine...
...And pop out throwing some dollar bills out...

 

Which color are the dollar bills?



I would like to find a winning lotto ticket in my cleavage.

 

The $1...

....

 

ass cleavage is the new black.

 

i hate when some one has ass cleavage
and you see it then they know you looked
its a very uncomfortable feeling