Your constitution

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  1. primalflow

    primalflow Member

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    - no countries
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It wouldn't stop war only increase the likelihood of war :eek:

    We'd have civil wars breaking out hither and yon and martial law would have to be imposed.

    Hotwater
     
  3. primalflow

    primalflow Member

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    It will even out eventually. Also, different turmoil doesn't = worse turmoil. Fear of change might make it seem so, but that simply does not matter. Fear is the only obstacle to change.
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    It doesn't equal out, it never has and never will :(


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  5. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    no obese people
    colleges would have a would have a mandatory course in financial literacy
    a ban on soda
    everyone 70+ would be required to take another driving test each year
    stricter penalties for the abuse and neglect of animals
     
  6. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Marry me?
     
  7. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Yeah, it'll "even out" when the world has obliterated itself of life in a nuclear holocaust...
     
  8. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    -Legalize anything that is up to personal choice such as prostitution and drugs; prohibition of both intensifies the problems.
    -No countries and therefore no national allegiance or pride
    -Elimination of imbuing worth upon currency or trade and implement volunteeryism.
    -Complete renovation of ghettos and underdeveloped areas; poor and left-behind environment encourages a negative mindset; shadowy areas creates cover for criminal activity. Everyone deserves healthy standard of living and total enrichment -- Lack of enrichment encourages desperation which leads to criminality and disorder.
    -Respect for all religions, creeds, cultures, and language.
    -Open education for all people that encourages and respects different talents and skills; desk and blackboard education will be overhauled. Grades will not be marked.
    -Career paths will be more open and need will fill itself out.
    -Norwegian style jails; convicted murderers will given the option to be executed or remain in jail for life. Rest of inmates will have opportunity for rehabilitation and will be given help outside jail. Non-violent inmates will be given the chance to live in quarters with both male and females to be given the opportunity to build healthy relationships; other inmates may be given visitor rights.
    -Lawyers share in the sentence of their client.
     
  9. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    All bedrooms must have an exhaust fan installed on the wall near the most ideal placement of the bed.
     
  10. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    Mandatory death sentences for convicted sexual predators/child abusers.

    Legalize pot.

    Legalize marriage between any and all consenting adults.

    Ban marketing. Ads will be limited and would follow a standard layout for conveying information about a product or service.

    No one will earn a net income of greater than $250,000.

    Politicians of any level will not earn over $50,000.

    Corporations would not exist. Businesses would be capped at a certain profit level. No individual could donate more than $1,000 to any politicians campaign. Corporations would be denied personhood status.

    Teachers unions would be banned. Teachers pay would be based on performance. Tenure would be banned. High performing teachers would earn up to $250,000.

    All higher education would be free.

    Weapons budget would be cut 99%.

    Soldiers below a certain rank would not have to pay taxes while serving in combat.

    We would get the hell out of Iraq, Germany, and Korea. No need for troops in any of those places.

    That's all I can think of for now...
     
  11. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    ... What happens when someone is accused and convicted of sexual abuse or assaulting a child when they didn't actually do it? That's why capital punishment fails.
     
  12. deleted

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    when im constipated, I put some fish oil up my ass..
     
  13. primalflow

    primalflow Member

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    ... 'cause we're so far from that now.
     
  14. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    We are, though.

    Or at least we're much less likely to die in a nuclear war than we ever have been since nukes were invented. We can actually shoot them out of the sky now instead of having to hide under a desk and pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster*.










    * May his noodly appendage touch us all.
     
  15. primalflow

    primalflow Member

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    That's awesome, but how are countries necessary to operate them?
     
  16. walsh

    walsh Senior Member

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    My constitution:
    -Compassionate/empathetic and conversational, with athletic/leptosome characteristics
     
  17. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    :love:
     
  18. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    = total dictatorship
     
  19. NadaM

    NadaM Member

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    I would probably think alot

    and after much thought

    use the paper to roll a fat one
     

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