Your favorite porn

No need to ask anyone, I already know that.

 

thats not true. i would have a very large penis. i'd exude manlyness. and my balls would make you ache with longing.

 

It would be an optical illusion, because of your small bodyframe. So when we would put them next to eachother, my balls would > your balls.

 

Actually I'm an incredibly sensitive and emotionally nuanced. I just hide behind this tough guy facade as a defense mechanism.

 

Aren't we all roleplaying online?

 

I fake the tough guy facade in real life too.

 

Granted I am pretty tough.

 

I only fake that online. Although even online I can not even pull it off.

 

the optical illusion is in your pants.
my balls>birds balls

i win. and i'm not even totally a man, ha

 

Fine, even as an uncomplete man you have bigger balls than me, but at least I have bigger boobs. Ha

 

Reminds me of AC/DC "She's got the biggest balls of them all!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iZ2gK8M86U

 

*slap*

that was cold

and JUST to let you know, you havent seen my boobs in ever, there for you have no idea if my boobs are smaller then your manboobs. so there.

 

I'm sure you have very lovely boobs, Van Gogh. You too, Bird.

 

Well, if I have never seen them, maybe you should show me some proof then. :H

 

Boobs are overrated. I should have been a proctologist because I'm definitely an Assman.

 

Yes, I think we are two very beautiful boobed people.
And I am sure you too, Droop.

 

^Kosmo Kramer. :H

 

you had your shot at that, sorry :tongue:

 

true. i do love a man with a cute butt.

although anyman who does not love boobs must be gay.

 

First shot is always practise, so I hope to score with my second shot. :H