Your last day on Earth

I'd smoke so much and drink so much alcohol and dance so much, have non-stop sex.

 

12:00 - wake up
12:01 - smoke what ever weed I had
12:20 - call the girl I like, tell her that today was the last day I was going to be alive and that she should know that today is the last time she'd ever see me.
12:30 - drive with her to Montrose PA (where I used to live)
12:45 - pick up all my old friends
1:00 - arrive at my aunts and uncles 150 acre farm
1:01 - smoke a good amount of some weed.
1:15 - eat an eighth of mushrooms
2:00 - as soon as the mushrooms kick in, explorer the dark forest untill sunrise
6:00 - watch the sunrise as I'm coming down from the shrooms
6:30 - smoke another 82 bowls and eat a hit or two of acid
6:45 - get in the car, and drive somewhere to see any really good jam band play
9:00 - watch the jam band, and smoke more weed.
12:00 - sex the girl I like
3:00 - drive back to my home (smoking weed in the car)
3:01 - visit with all my family members, tell everyone I love them, and write out a quick will
4:00 - smoke more weed
4:30 - sit down and talk to everyone that is close to me, and tell them the plans for like my funeral, and just have a good time with them.
5:30 - record a video of me and everything In my room and everything about me, for family members to remember
6:00 - eat some more psychedelics and watch the sunset
6:30 - sex the girl I like again
7:15 - go back into the woods or somewhere in nature
7:30 - explorer and meditate in the woods and become completely one with nature
10:30 - have everyone I know come and gather in this big field, and we would all just talk to eachother and have a big smokeout
11:59 - smoke my final bowl, and lay down in the field and go to sleep.

I really want to do something like this (minus the whole death shit) one day.

 

i know it is, but honestly, that's what i would do.

 

jesus fuck i hope you get hit by a bus.

 

I would definately not take any drugs.
I want to enter the next life as clean minded and pure as I entered this life.
I would take my family to our cabin in Maine.
Sit with them and my girlfriend, reflect, laugh, smile. I'd hug them all, kiss them, tell them I love them and I'm sure we'll all be together again one day.
Then I would swim out as far as I could into the lake and just float, waiting calmly for what's to come.

 

Get all sex-i-fied, go to a Led Zeppelin reunion concert, smoke a couple blunts, make out with a wrinkly Robert Plant, go home and pet and feed my cat, make love on my futon, drink champagne naked, eat French pastries, read a little High Times and fall asleep to "A Clockwork Orange".


Perfect.