Your last text

"imma ask bobby, if he's a virgin, if he is...imma tell him let me take his v-card"


From my super horny friend.

 

Last:

'А так то да, можно было бы сделать классный ледодром!'

 

last text RECEIVED:

"Heartbeat by tanna gardner. Remember that for me."

wtf?

 

it's a song

 

that looks like hieroglyphs, beautiful
what does it mean?

 

it was a sext.

no, not really, but that would have been cool.

you can tell your friend i'm a virgin...

 

You better be black as well or she'll take no interest

 

Last one sent was to my daughter at 132pm: Good Luck Mia!

Reply from my daughter at 138pm: Thanks Mom talk to u after the games


She is in a hockey tournament out of town.
Still waiting to hear how they did. Right now they are out for a team dinner and then seeing the Kingston Frontenacs vs Peterborough in the historical Barn in Kingston. It may be late before she calls.

 

you can tell her i am...

 

Thank You.

We are talking of where to next climb / hike, (I think Khibiny Mountains, again), very beautiful. I suggest for my friend to visit the climbing wall of Murmansk. I do not rock climb, only hike.

 

From hubby "How does it look"

We are apartment hunting

 

i love predictive text

particularly when drunk

i was supposed to send a girl i know the words

'so don't worry' in a text a while back

it incidentally came up as 'sodomy'

so what started as something innocuous - like

"it's fine you didn't show up - i bumped into a friend... so don't worry"

would have become

"it's fine you didn't show up - i bumped into a friend... sodomy! :biggrin:

 

Well I don't text much because I can't relate to humanity, but my last text was me getting rejected after this girl butt dialed me. I needed to take her off my contacts anyway. Surprised she hadn't already.

 

i never bother to take people off my contacts. i don't know who 20% of my contacts even are anymore.

 

good good let the water flow thru you..

 

"I need you to pick him up today."

 

"aye girl! teach me how to hookah lol. Do you inhale?"

later

"So like a cig, but you hold it? because there's one in the room now, but I don't want to do it and fail cuz I'm dumb..."

(tried to explain no: straight to the lungs, maximum capacity smoothness)

"I DID IT! But I coughed a whole lot, and I don't know if I actually inhaled it"

"WAIT, am I supposed to exhale through my nose? How do I do that?"


:bomb:

 

If she's also Welsh she's probably used to it.

 

Same.

My last text was "love you"
.. nothing really interesting going on textually for me so far tonight.

 

"liek omg totally"