Your pick up line is?... (part two)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Justin_Hale, May 10, 2012.

  1. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    ive only got a thin wallet, but when igo to bed ive got to use ladders to get on, but whats worse i keep burning my arse on the lightbulb
     
  2. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    I like a hot ass...
     
  3. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    ive heard yours is hotter
     
  4. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Some of these you people came up with made me laugh like crazy last night. Thanks for that! :)
     
  5. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    Damn You look good in beer goggles
     
  6. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Mine is so hot I can stop a speeding bus, not always fast enough so some have hit me and put me in hospital a few times.
     
  7. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Sally, isn't it time for your oral pleasuing? ;-)
     
  8. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Show me your tongue, I'll show you dinner.
     
  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Ok, dinner was awesome, when can I start on desert?....;-)
     
  10. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    I'm sorry but its 11 o'clock and it's way past my bed time,,, show me the way.
     
  11. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    A guy said to me in the bar one day "You have the whitest teeth I will ever cum across"
    I said "Let me take them out so your aim will be better."


    Turned him right off, hahahahahaha
     
  12. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    sally, ive got a magic watch, youre knickers will be on the floor in half an hour, sorry but ive realised my watch is half an hour slow, :devil:
     
  13. deleted

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    my love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in..
     
  14. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    You haven't got a watch dude, I took it from you with all your money last night after you passed out. Had to get paid somehow...
     
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    if you was a booger I would pick up..
     
  16. dreadzyahhmann22

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    me: "hello". her: *slap*. me: *takes a bow and walks away*
     
  17. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    So yer into face slapping,, cool,,,, ;)
     
  18. dreadzyahhmann22

    dreadzyahhmann22 Member

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    lol no, i started running and crying when i hit the corner
     
  19. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Be my weatherman, give me 8 inches and keep me in all weekend.
     
  20. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Wasn't it Mae West who said it best with
    "Why don't you come up and see me sometime...."

    and

    "It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men..."

    I never had a pick up line with anyone, as I never tried to pick anyone up....I have heard a few from men, though....one was someone pullled me aside from someone I was with, and said..."What are you doing with him!?"
     

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