Your pick up line is?... (part two)

ive only got a thin wallet, but when igo to bed ive got to use ladders to get on, but whats worse i keep burning my arse on the lightbulb

 

I like a hot ass...

 

ive heard yours is hotter

 

Some of these you people came up with made me laugh like crazy last night. Thanks for that!

 

Damn You look good in beer goggles

 

Mine is so hot I can stop a speeding bus, not always fast enough so some have hit me and put me in hospital a few times.

 

Sally, isn't it time for your oral pleasuing? ;-)

 

Show me your tongue, I'll show you dinner.

 

Ok, dinner was awesome, when can I start on desert?....;-)

 

I'm sorry but its 11 o'clock and it's way past my bed time,,, show me the way.

 

A guy said to me in the bar one day "You have the whitest teeth I will ever cum across"
I said "Let me take them out so your aim will be better."


Turned him right off, hahahahahaha

 

sally, ive got a magic watch, youre knickers will be on the floor in half an hour, sorry but ive realised my watch is half an hour slow, :devil:

 

my love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in..

 

You haven't got a watch dude, I took it from you with all your money last night after you passed out. Had to get paid somehow...

 

if you was a booger I would pick up..

 

me: "hello". her: *slap*. me: *takes a bow and walks away*

 

So yer into face slapping,, cool,,,,

 

lol no, i started running and crying when i hit the corner

 

Be my weatherman, give me 8 inches and keep me in all weekend.

 

Wasn't it Mae West who said it best with
"Why don't you come up and see me sometime...."

and

"It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men..."

I never had a pick up line with anyone, as I never tried to pick anyone up....I have heard a few from men, though....one was someone pullled me aside from someone I was with, and said..."What are you doing with him!?"