ive only got a thin wallet, but when igo to bed ive got to use ladders to get on, but whats worse i keep burning my arse on the lightbulb
Mine is so hot I can stop a speeding bus, not always fast enough so some have hit me and put me in hospital a few times.
A guy said to me in the bar one day "You have the whitest teeth I will ever cum across" I said "Let me take them out so your aim will be better." Turned him right off, hahahahahaha
sally, ive got a magic watch, youre knickers will be on the floor in half an hour, sorry but ive realised my watch is half an hour slow, :devil:
You haven't got a watch dude, I took it from you with all your money last night after you passed out. Had to get paid somehow...
Wasn't it Mae West who said it best with "Why don't you come up and see me sometime...." and "It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men..." I never had a pick up line with anyone, as I never tried to pick anyone up....I have heard a few from men, though....one was someone pullled me aside from someone I was with, and said..."What are you doing with him!?"