Your pick up line is?...

No time for whine and cheese....
Cause I aim to please......;-/

 

I'll give you 2 minutes to convince me why I should take you home.

 

"Hello;would you like to help me test my gimp-mask?"

 

Hey..i really like your strong arm

lol

 

Wanna get high then do it twice?

 

Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.

 

"Hey, I've got lots of money."


Works every time...

 

LOL!

 

Foxy lady!

 

"You're a gymnast? I love you!"

 

"Hey, I saw you checking me out. I was checking you out too.

 

Honeybee,ditch the dude-come play with a bit of rough!

[grrrr!]

 

Lol

So.. ya... are you always this cute? Or is this especially for me?

 

I want to get in your belly.

 

Want to make babies?

 

Me? Cute? Oh,how I wish,Honeybee.

Truth is,I make Gollum look like George Clooney.

YOU however....WOW!

Unfortunately,I have tee-shirts older than you [Black Sabbath concert,1970].....so I'll just fade into my sonambulistic daydreams of you,me,and the tub of ice cream and pretend to myself I stood a chance.


sigh.............

 

You be my flower and I'll be your honey bee.

 

just came up with this one:

that belt buckle looks a little stiff, let me get it off for you

it's a pun (texas belt buckle)

 

So, are you going to ask me out? Or do I need to keep stroking your arm?

 

That's not half bad.

I never was much for pickup lines. I've never been what one would call a ladies man. Here's what worked for me.

I see a cute gal whether it's the way she's dressed...or maybe she has the cutest nose I ever saw in all my born days or...she's got what I call 'dancin' or sparklin' eyes or maybe she's just feelin' fiesty....

I just walk up like she ain't the cutest gal I ever saw and just start talking to her like she's a regular person. I mean she ain't wearing a sign that says 'I Am The Princess' is she? No, I just talk to her regular like I'm talking here right now. But I will do my best to make her giggle or at least smile.

Cuz I've found if you can make a gal laugh you can get your foot in the door (provided you don't do sumpin stupid) right in front of her. Make some good eye contact. Tell her you like her hair or her eyes or the sound of her voice. ALL women like to be complimented.

It never hurts if you can do some small heroic thing right in front of her. Used to be gals liked to feel safe and protected. Say you and her are walking down the street when some hoodlum comes busting out of the shadows waving some POS made in China lockblade at you. You're the type of guy who has rehearsed this scene a thousand times in your mind. You make a faking move to the left and his reaction is to go with the flow. While he moves to the left you sidestep to the right while drawing your sidearm. In the space of a second or 2 he finds himself looking down the business end of your Kimber 45.
Four minutes later he's shuffling off down the street in his boxers and barefoot while his clothes, shoes, cell and wallet are in a pile at your feet and now you got his POS crap knife. You remove his drivers license or state ID out of his wallet and throw the wallet into a storm sewer. followed by the shit knife. Cut his pants and shoes and shirt to ribbons with your Tanto knife and leave this worthless crap where it lays. You had re-holstered your weapon as he walked away pissing and moaning about how cold it is right now that frosty night in February. Your new gal is gripping your arm like she ain't NEVER GONNA LET GO and you've ascended to John Wayne status in just 10 minutes time.

What's more you find out she's a perty darn good cook when she serves you eggs and pancakes and bacon and fried taters the next morning in her kitchen.

Just be yourself. Be natural. Hell be Mr Natural. Works fer me.