Your pick up line is?...

Oh come on,ir0n.
Time is what pretentious people emboss with gems and wear around their wrists.




"I'm known as The Preacher-I like to prey"

 

hmm... :blush5:

 

You know what would look great on you? Me.

 

I got you babe

 

I was starting to wonder what that rainbow was coming from... so your saying that time is a rainbow?

 

You must be from Texas because when I'm around you things get bigger.

 

Louisiana but close...lol

 

You look a lot like my future husband.

 

I have to marry my g/f first sorry. ^_^

 

Eh sorry hun im not saying that to you

 

Hi! You look interesting.

hehe

 

Can we continue dancing all the way to my place?

 

You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel

 

lol!

 

Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?

 

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

 

You must be a Meter Maid because I've been feeling fine since you walked in.

 

Surely this equate to "Lets go to bed and watch tv"?
or "Let me bang you doggy-style while you eat a tree"?

DAYUMM dz-you are SMOOOOTH.



"I love your zits-I can kiss you in Braille!"

 

Are you funny, because I only like funny guys?

hehe

 

Hey there pretty little girl with your long brown sexy curls, your a hottie good god almighty.