Your pick up line is?...

How about:

Lets dance like the world is endin'! And when it doesn't lets keep going!!

 

to girl: How strong are you?
Girl : Im pretty strong why?
you: Good! then you can pick me up and the tab..

 

Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.

hehe

 

To the cocktail waitress: "Hey, Sweetie, when do you get off?"
Her answer: "Every time!"

True story, actually.

 

You better get plenty of rest because you're going to be running through my mind a lot.

 

Hey, i just realized you look a lot like my next boyfriend…

hehe

 

In the ville of the beast,I am a wolf among the sheep.

 

Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy i’ve seen all week.

 

Nice Ass.

LOL :sunny:

 

"You make camel-toe look SO good!"

 

"okay then ......what do you say?"

 

Lets play Army, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!....;-D

 

I am a little high from the look you just gave me.

hehe

 

Would you pose nude for me?....;-D

 

"I'm imagining you naked-wanta prove me wrong?"

 

Imagine I'm in love with you, it's easy cause it's true.

 

Hey Babe ya wanna boogie, boogie boogie boogie with a me?.....;-D

 

You are usually better then that one! Why don't you see if she wants to see your corn cob?

 

Or maybe; have you ever been down on the farm?

 

That is what I'm talking about.