Your pick up line is?...

Is that the response you usually get Orison?

 

You can’t be first, but you could be next.

 

wearing the same outfits?,. you must be high....

 

yoo baby lemme sixty bee that honey nine more times

 

You're not the first but you sure could be the last.

 

Hey Baby do you come to this Coin Star often? Oh yea, I just got this change from my dad, I stole it.... I feel kind of bad about it, but I mean, hey,,,, there's probably at least 15 bucks here. I think I'm going to get a pack of beer and some cigarettes. I tell you, I just can't wait, it's been a really shitty day and I just want to party. I guess you could say I've been kind of depressed lately. Look, hey, I guess what I'm trying to say here, baby, is do you maybe want to chill with me tonight? I mean I might be able to steal a roach from my mom we could smoke. Sorry if this seems creepy, I mean, if you can't tell, I'm pretty desperate for attention. I just think you're really, like, well... you know, hot. Ha, man, I haven't had sex since I was 14. I should call her... *Pulls out phone, dials number* Ha, she's engaged now, but... Oh, hey, Christy... Look, I was wondering... Well it's been awhile, I'm at the Coinstar now... Look, I know you're engaged and all, but... What? What do you mean? ...Oh, I don't know... Look, Christy, I'm sorry... Oh... Well, she hung up on me... Yep... Gonna get drunk tonight, oh boy.... So look, I know I just met you and all, but hey- I mean, can I have your number, baby?

 

mwahhhhhhhhh..

 

You have such a malevolent laugh, can I take you home?

 

"Phwooah!-You are FIT. I'd use your shit for toothpaste!"

 

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

 

If I said my heart was beating loud,
If we could escape the crowd somehow,
If I said I want your body now,
Would you hold it against me?

 

Im just speechless around you, so Id just have to do something in sign language.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-rqbcHrguI

 

What? Where am I? Oh well, lets fuck. C:

 

Seeing you I've forgotten who I am but a kiss from you would bring me to my senses.

 

Have you ever seen a grown man neekid?....;-D

 

"I can't help noticing your chest-it looks like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race!"

 

Have you ever been to heaven? If not I think I know a way to get you there.

 

I see you came alone, need company while leaving?

 

Hey wanna suck my a CHOO guesuntient... What were we talking about something?

 

"I play soccer for Erectile Dysfunction United-we made it to the semi's!"