Your pick up line is?...

I told you before that is not my arm. Could you rub it faster?

 

hi there

 

:juggle: :drummer: :smash:

 

"While you're rubbing Tazer's leg do you mind if I drool on your cleavage?"

 

For the females

ME: Do you have 10 cents?
Girl: Yes, why?
ME: Because your a dime

Unfortunately that line didn't get me no where.

 

"I hear your name is Dreams DO cum. True?"



[damn-I'm smoother than oiled steel ]

 

lol

 

Are you from Ireland by any chance? Because everytime I see you my penis is Dublin.

 

Hm if i said,i want you inside me now,would you hold it against me?



lol

 

haha, I wouldnt hold it against you, I'd put it inside you!

zing!

 

my penis is on a holy quest, given by god.

please, for the good of humanity, do not stand in its way.

 

"Hello. See those blokes giggling over there? I pulled the short straw. Get your coat"

 

geez. how come i'd never get a pickup like that from a hottie like this??

lol

 

ha!
hm i never really use pickup lines to be honest.. i just give the other girls ideas who are brave enough to say these things lol

 

"I've got almost 7,000 posts on hipforums baby, wanna fuck?"

That might get me laid, but I might want to wait till I reach the 10,000 mark... sure to get laid then...

 

i actually dont have any lol i must think of a good one..xox

 

They say dance is like sex with your clothes on, so come on, lets see if you like dancing with me enough to take yours off. arty:

 

"Your teeth are like stars...there are huge gaps between them".

 

"Your teeth are like stars...they come out at night".

 

I give my smile to everyone. But I think, to you, I give my body..

hehe