Your pick up line is?...

If you were a drug, you'd be my crack cocaine.

 

I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

I want a new drug
One that won't spill
One that don't cost too much
Or come in a pill

I want a new drug
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you baby

I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new drug
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
Or make my face break out

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
All alone with you
All alone with you, yea, yea

 

Me: Are you looking for guy to spend lots of money on gifts and entertainment for you in exchange for sex and call it a relationship?

Her: ...

Me: Hahaha why yes...yes a bear does shit in the woods.

 

Love is more than what meets the eye, let's find out what it is together..


hehe

 

Honey, will you bee mine?

 

I wanna sleep on you

 

I got'a blanket laid out under the boardwalk down by the sea.....

 

do you beleive in love at first site or should i walk by again?

haha

 

Would you walk by a little slower please?....;-D

 

Raven hair and ruby lips are those sparks flying from your finger tips?

 

The word around is that you have some special power. It seems you can make a girl pass out when you kiss her! (He will obviously say, "No, not at all") Well then, prove it!

 

You must be twins, because just one person can't look that good.

 

I think I am falling for you!

 

Your vibes are quite beautiful wont you tell me your name?

 

You make my pants feel all funny.

 

Like a tsunami, you've just swept me away.

 

Lets go rob a bank!

 

ifffffffffff uuuuuuu driove meeeeee homwe Inm giverittytttyou tttwwwwweohummder dollersssssssd...

 

can i have some of your nuts?

 

I bet you don't need that make-up for your eyes to be stunning.