Your pick up line is?...

Probably in rehab or jail having a pitstop on my way to you sweety!

 

haha I'd almost fall for that one

 

Probably in rehab or jail having a pitstop on my way to you sweety!...and I obtained some of the most rare and exquisite ganja treasures this world has to offer just to share them with you,shining princess!:sifone:

 

Stop pulling my leg! lol

 

OK :seeya::auto:

Girls everywhere,and having a dutch collection of MJ in my dashboard I have a pretty good set of cards in my hands!
Why did she reject me?This pick up line never failed before?
F*ck it,california here I come::driving:

 

hey wanna go to the bathroom with me?

I actually heard that one today, Im not sure if thats even considered a pick up line but it was said by the creepiest fuck I ever met whose motto is actually

"18 to 80, 80 pounds to 800 pounds" like the range of people hed do.. even guys

 

Hey baby do you like polish sausage? The one in my pants melts in your mouth. ha ha

 

Do you wanna hit this crack pipe...

 

Did you just drop something or are you just glad to see me?

 

YOUr Teh MOSt BOoowtifuL gIRlll IVvv EVA sheennnNNs, Wan suM OV MA Beeeeree!??

Smooth talker here.

 

That calls to mind another pick up technique, just get liquored up and say what ever comes to mind.

 

How many orifices do you contain?

 

Hi! Works every time!

 

What about I play the guitar well?

 

..How much does a polar bear weigh?





enough to break the ice...

 

Knock-knock-
who's there
Emerson.
Emerson who?
Emerson nice boobies ya' got there.

 

"Hey whats up, I like your top. Im mike"

Needs to be voiced overly arrogant and cocky. hahaha its just funny, if you actually want to pick up a chick dont try this line it rarely works!

 

Would you pick that up please?

 

(to a girl bending over)
i didn't know you had yer bellybutton pierced.

 

So Fuck me if I'm wrong, but do you wanna fuck me? Works everytime