Your pick up line is?...

Actually, for the randomness, it CAN work.

I have literally told a girl I liked her shoes, and then for some reason they love me more for it than had I told them they looked like Claudia Shiffer..

 

ahahahaha !!

it just became one of my favorite! lol

 

How much does a polar bear weigh?...

Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm steve

 

And we have a winner!

 

^^Ruthy already used that one.

 

Oops

 

Ruthy is a comedic genius, whomever she may be!

 

So, you're a girl huh?

 

does this wash cloth smell like chlorophorm?

 

<walks up to lonely hippie chick..

In this hand (sugar cubes,psilocybin cubensis) in the other hand (kind bud) pardon me sister, Im in need of some good good loving..

if thats dont work..

you just got to poke around..

 

hahahahahaah
thats hilarious.

goatman for the win

 

does this smell like chlorophorm to you?

 

*orgasm face* uhhh oh yeahhh, I just busted a nut in yo stank ass twat.. Thats gunna be you and me in an hour baby face

 

Reading through this thread made me think of one of the "Scary Movie" series, the one when they parody "The Excorcist" and how the pastor is trying to talk to her, while she is sticking out her 10 inch tongue saying in a disgusting raspy voice,

"FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!!"

Then they start making out, oh man, and remember the part where he is in the bathroom trying to shit, "Lord Release this Demon!" The flies are coating the window and eventually his face. lol

 

never heard this one...awesome

 

I don't need a pick up line, I just flash the old cleavage and i'm well in.

 

nice shoes, let's fuck.

 

Wanna go steady for an hour?

 

Hey baby. Wanna do some math? Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply:tongue:

 

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

"Hey did it hurt?"

"what?"

"when you feel from heaven"

that one has worked for me before, but I was talking to her for a few minutes before I tried it and she laughed at how lame it was, but I guess I was pretty enough for that crap to fly.