Your plan to take over the US

Was going to say "nothing that a good hiding wouldnt cure".
But I remembered this is about plans to take over the US.

Taking over Croatia would be fun.
But American girls look nicer

 

Yeah, there are probably a few American girls that arent actually fat.

 

yeah but its the wonky eyes and 12 toes thing I'm thinking of.

 

Stick to UK. Sometimes you should just stick to your own kind.

 

Nah catching diseases from foreigners helps the immune system.

PLus I'm a hybrid anyway.So to stick to my own kind , I'd have to find other hybrids - or just have 3somes.

 

Somehow I think you'd actually like that....


Its easier for me, I'm 100% Bosnian Croatian.

 

Well u know me.I'm a sharing type of guy.
Jesus said I should.

Hmm easy to find a Bosnian Croat , but u gotta find one that *fancies* u

Yes I'm throughly horrible.Except appearance wise , so I dont care.

 

Exactly what I had in mind.....

And you know that 12 toes thing isn't a joke, few days ago I was at some testings and doctor told me I have osteopenia from all the radiation over the years since bombing (by the way, osteopenia is just a step to osteoporosis and it is a big deal since I plan on having kids some day and need my bones to be working properly).....
So, you know, I guess there were more war crimes here than the world claims to be....

 

I would start a prostitution ring with an “exclusive, only” clientele ranging from congressmen to senators to key top government officials.

I would use my knowledge of their felonious activity as leverage to appoint friends to key positions within the government. Once they were in position 'I would make US policy' not the legislature, executive, or judicial branch


Hotwater

 

Thats terrible.Sorry to hear it.Depleted uranium shells?
The people who used them like that should be eaten by dogs , IMO.

Even in Western Europe , we know we arent always given the full or true story.And I think America's time as the playground bully will be coming to an end soon.

Have they said anything about impact on the bones/ nutrition to stimulate the regrowth in them?

 

Well, I've started taking some alternative medications and in a few days I'm going to start drinking regular pills and in a year I'm going to these exams again, they say I'll probably be ok by then if I take my meds regularly...But, I'm not unique case, I know many young people who had bad results on this test...
Thank you for your concern, I'm surprised that there's a person at this forum who gives a damn....

 

No one here could taker over the US

 

I don't think its they don't care.The Western media reporting was very skewed in one direction and many people haven't really thought of the full story.

I'm half Slavic , so I look to see different sides.
To me it seems the same old story.Various( often outside) agitators with their eye on something , create fear and disgruntlement.And the losers are everyone who lives there - who used to live in peace.Anyway , thats my opinion...: )

I've done work with Serbs.The outlook seems to be getting more positive now yes?

 

Too much bureaucracy

Even If you could establish a foothold, you'd run into numerous dead ends

Hotwater

 

I dont think anyone would even want to.
I know I wouldnt.

 

Hey, have you been reading some of my previous posts?..You're saying exactly what I've been saying!...
I remember a person from Denmark making thread about Milosevic's death, like, yaaay, he's dead, and I asked him why he's happy about it when he didn't have anything to do with him!..If anyone should have any feeling about his death it should be people from Balkans whose lives have been ruined by Milosevic's politics....It's just that people outside this place have this one view on this matter cnn gave them and that's all they know.....
When people come to any Balkan country they get really surprised how people there are friendly and hospitable and they fell in love with our food and drinks and they say that they couldn't imagine there's something more than just evil brother-killing nations....
I guess we are progressing over the past years, but as long as we don't become as one, wishing and longing for one goal, we'll always ave problems...Primitivism still rules (just look at those last demonstrations in Belgrade!) and I just don't see the end of it....

 

actually that is a much better idea

id start a new religious cult and work my way to the top

 

i'd have everyone take pure MDMA at the exact same time

 

Ooops I think we stole the thread.
I think we both posted in the Europe forum about Milosevic?
Strange really , I remember all that moralising from Paddy Ashdown of all people at the trial.And they bump him off so as not to embarrass NATO.
Maybe they should've pretended Tito was still alive?: (

Kosovo still sounds a mess , but I get the feeling Serbia is getting less isolated?Maybe prosperity can solve a part of it?And a strong Eastern counterbalance to NATO. Oh well..: (

Anyway , back to the best way to take over America.
Well if it doesnt involve alleged terrorism ,a Communist threat, religion or economic crashes.Simple.
Have Britney Spears and an Elvis lookalike as puppet Presidents.
With Paris Hilton vice pres.Merge the voting machines with a lottery and free .com shares or McDonalds vouchers.

 

I guess we did steal the thread, sorry, won't happen again
Were you posting as SelfStyled, because his posts look a lot like yours?..
I think there definitely are more positive attitudes here, but nothing really has changed....We now only eat more, drink more and party more so that we could forget our ugly everyday problems....But, that was Serbian way of solving problems since the beginning of time, so there's no reason that should change....
And about America....I don't think anyone should take over it because it's about to destroy itself from being powermad....you know, like Roman empire.....