Your suicide letter...

I would randomly jot something cryptic down that will lead whoever finds the note on a wacky adventure full of mystery and intrigue.

 

You must leave now take what you need you think will last.
But whatever you wish to keep you'd better grab it fast.
Yonder stands your orphan with his gun.
He's crying like a fire in the sun.
The carpet too is moving under you,
And it's all over now, baby blue.

Year of death, name, occupation, reason, method:

1961, Ernest Hemingway, writer, depression, shotgun
1984, Richard Brautigan, writer, depression, handgun
1985, Nathan Pritikin, health educator, leukemia, severed artery
1989, Abbie Hoffman, political activist, depression, barbiturates
It's too late. We can't win, they've gotten too powerful.
2004, Tooker Gomberg, environmental activist, depression, jumper
Take care of ourselves and each other, spend time with loved ones, take breaks when necessary, and enjoy each moment on this lovely green and blue planet.
2005, Hunter Thompson, journalist, depression, shotgun
Football Season Is Over. No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.

 

I think i would write some crazy stuff...like: you all have been mistaken

 

I didn't know hunter went out with a shotgun.

 

I wouldn't leave a message. I would walk into the living room where my parents were watching tv, then I would blow my brains out all over the place, without saying a word.

 

i would say stuff like:
i just couldnt take it
tell everyone i love them
except for george, just say it was his fault
and tell abe froman he is still the sausage king of chicago

 

why leave a note?
A note just proves you are an attention whore and people responding to your last thoughts is what really matters. Ever changed anyhting about society because a suicide note said it was a problem? I bet not. Dont expect any better treatment to your last thoughts.

 

Dear Mom,

I want "The End" by The Doors to play at my funeral. The whole song including the solo.

I'll se ya when I see ya.

Love,
K.

 

dear:

mom and dad
burry me with all my stuff because you know its mine!!!
and im gay..........OR AM I????? If I shit myself clean it up and dont let josh rape my dead body.

fill my bung hole with caulk please.

brother
the english launguage benifitted more from latin not french you stupid fuck...tell the boognish she is a pretty kitty... you get my dog HAHAHAHA fucker!!!!

sister-in-law
stop bein so goddamn dumb....
PS.
your baking was the shit...

freinds
do up a bag and drop dead

realatives
my name isnt ralph for the last time

grandma
give mom and dad hell for letting me do this and subconciously torcher them for the rest of there misersable lives.

well fuck it.....

I am gonna go blow my brains out in the new car

ps.
just kidding im gonna do it in your bed while you both are sleeping

Love
-rydns

 

id leave abunch of clues like the davinci code, only better

 

Oooohh scary

....and wait till you kids do that to you....

karma hey?

 

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i would blame everyone for my death & tell my sister to look after my dog.

 

Well, I believe that if you are to write a suicide note that you should at least do others a courtisy of taking yourself out, it's only right. If you truly feel that life is not worth living then you should end it because nothing you really do in life ever matters after death. If you fear what is after death, then don't death in beautiful...it's an escape from this fucked up reality. I really think that you should consider it, it's really easier than you may think. Nobody will really care anyway, I mean, what impressions have you left? What meaning is left..just do it man. Everyone is better off in the long run.

 

Nobody really cares if you kill yourself. Just don't write the note unless you plan to do it.

 

Yeah seriously. Just do it already, the ones who write about the shit are the cowards that are doing nothing but stalling for time!

 

No, these cowards are the pieces of fucking shit that are only making suicide notes to get attention. It's sad when you have to make everyone think you are suicidal just so mommy will hug you...go jump in front of a bus if you are so damn willing to die!!!

 

I change my mind......





too late

 

i would say( but hopefully whoever read it would sing this):: goodbye crule world, im leaving you tody. goodbye, goodbye, good-bye.


i would also leave a list of songs i wanted played at my funeral