yup, I think Harry Potter is cool.

here here!

 

harrry potter stoned is just mindblowing.
i trip out so much during all hte weird fucked up scenes,
those movies are just fucked up.
hermione, as everyone knows who read the latest book, is actually a lesbian.
and ron starts pissing harry off by hitting on him.
harry secretly kind of likes it though.
but then ron rapes hermione.
she gets pregnant.
She tries doing the abortion spell (Avada Skillyskaprada! while pointing the wand at her stomach area).
But she just makes the baby bigger.
she gives brith.
and ron FLEES!
deep into the forbidden forest.
and lives with the centuars, who picked on ron for a while.
but eventually, ron grew accustomed to bending over and walking on all fours,
and suddenly his bone structure warped to that of a centuars.
and he grew some crazy horns too.
anyways, hermione gives the baby to hagrid.
hagrid roasts the baby over his fire in a kettle.
hermione comes to visit her baby.
hagrids munchin on it.
hermiones pretty pissed at this point, if you know what I mean.
but hagrid blew amnesia dust on her.
and she forgot all about her baby.
ron fell in love with TOPENGA, a lovely centuar, and made wacko centuar babies with her.
the END.
oh yeah, I forogt to tell ya-harry dies.
ha